I can’t think of a better way to start things off then with a picture of the greatest hat ever conceived:

It’s an umbrella… and a hat! … This is not the kind of thing that should be thought of for too long. Much less has driven many insane.

I’d like to blather on about the absurdity of the nephilims and their continued efforts to thwart our (mankind’s) progression towards fully realizing ourselves as spiritually enlightened cosmic beings.
This no longer seems like a good idea.
After all, my heinously limited perspective renders any ‘insight’ I could offer on almost any of these universal matters as being as useful to you as a butthole where your elbow should be. (Thanks Quentin) Since I am a human being, and thusly, my extra-dimensional intuition is severely limited (I am virtually baffled by the fact that an ‘Umbrella Hat’ exists and that there is quite feasibly someone out there who would actually wear it), I think I’m unable to offer valuable insight into this matter.
So in an attempt to write something not as brain numbingly boring as what toy came in my Frosted Flakes this morning, (or afternoon, I only wake up in the AM under extremely dire circumstances, this is being posted at 6AM because I’ve been up all night downloading porn, I mean working, and the fact that I haven’t eaten Frosted Flakes in approximately 15 years, give or take 1 to 8 years) or as valueless and fleeting as random stream of consciousness randomness or meager attempts at humor (heh heh… heh) … I am going to use this as a place to document my experiences as an (aspiring) filmmaker and start-up company, uh, starter-upper. I know that before I ever made the leap I would have found something like this useful.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I can’t decide.

Now for a picture of me. Note that I am not an umbrella hat.

-Chance White